On Second Thought

I am watching a little Food Network, enjoying a few new shows. Then I start to wonder, what happens when they try something that tastes bad? All you ever see is people trying restraunts all over the country tell the camera that the food is so good.
I want to be the guy who goes in to a place and tell them they're food tastes like shit! I want to sit down with a big plate of steaming food; "Oh, it smells so good! I love old world cooking!" I say with enthusiasium. I take a big bite,"Mmmm" I say. "MMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" as my eyes pop out of my head. "This tasts like shit! Who the fuck do you have cooking back there?" I exclaim in amazement. "I have never wanted to vomit form Veil Parmesian, but this is just nasty! This veil! is slimy! Am I getting punked?"
Yeah that would be great.