Run for the Border B####!

So I have worked a but load of hours this week. To many late nights. So I decide I will stop at taco bell. A tasty snack will hit the spot. Taco Bell is offering a Nacho Crunchy Grilled Stuff Burrito. Guys this is all of my favorites all in one. So I order up the combo(b/c I am a fat ass). I get up to pay and poindexter is right on it. This is great, they never move; period. So I am happy. At the next window I pull up and they have my food ready. There is a God, she is hot I mean really hot. Kinda like Angie Harmen but with bigger boobs and blonde hair. I love blondes. So I drive the rest of the way home just craving you yummy treat of fatness. I pull up and one of my roomies is blocking me from pulling in the garage. What a jack ass.
So I go in sit down and unwrap my burrito. I take the first bite and it is all sour cream. I am ok with that, not every bite is going to have chicken and nacho cheese and those little crunchy things. So I take another and another and another. At this point I have one question: Where the F### is the chicken and nacho cheese. I am starving so I keep my bitching to a minimum. Finally I get to the second half of the the burrito and there it is, all the chicken and nacho cheese I could ever want but it is so hot I can't eat it. Maybe if the flunkie making my burrito could layer it so all the toppings were every bite it wouldn't be so hot. The cool sour cream would counter act the hot, burn your F###ing mouth chicken.
When I make tacos at home I put the toppings in it so I get a little bit of everything with each bite. Why Adam that is the greatest F###ing idea ever. You should be the F###ing president of Taco Bell. And you my friend, are right. I should be the president of Taco F###ing Bell. Then I would go back to that Taco Bell and fire the Dip Shit that made my burritto.
So then I ate the rest of my Nacho Crunchy Grilled Stuffed Burritto and I have to say it isn't bad. I would recommend it and will probably order another one some time soon.