Masturbation and My Wife

Part of living as a bachelor with roommates is roommates have fights well I walked in on one tonight. I will tell you about it later.
First I will tell you about my wife. I called her tonight I was getting running to run stairs and I had spoken to my buddy Curneal. He and his wife Katie just had their first child. I would like to extend my congratulations. Any way I was calling Em to talk about dinner plans with our friends on Saturday. When I called she told me it was to hot to water the flowers. This just sounds lazy to me. How hard can it be to hold a hose with water coming out the end for 5 minutes? I would think pretty easy. I know, I've done it. Then she proceeds to tell me that she actually didn't have to even do that; she just had to turn on the spigot because the sprinkler is watering the flowers. This is my lazy wife! Em I am sorry but I will make fun of you for this for a long time.

So on to the masturbation. A little note on masturbation: I assume most people do it. In fact if you don't you are either dead or close to it. We are a society driven by sex. I am ok with that. However I am not ok with you not being socially responsible and doing it where someone might oh I don't know find you doing it.
So as I was saying earlier, roommates fight. All of us who have had roommates know it. Well I came in to a good one tonight. I get home last. Bubbles - our cleaning girl had called to remind me she was coming in the morning. I went to the other guys to let them know. I went in to Rod's room and let him know. He said thank you. Then I went to let Joe know. I had knocked and he said yeah, come in. I tried to go in. The door was locked. I asked "Joe why is your door locked?" Joe responds "Because that fuckin Rod just busts in all the time!" I said "oh," I thought to myself Rod doesn't ever bust in and he hates Joe so why would he bust in to your room? So I let him know Bubbles was coming and went back into Rods room.
I asked Rod why Joe was mad at him. Rod proceeds to tell me he went to knock on Joes door to ask to borrow his steamer. The door had not been latched all the way and when it opened, he got a full view of Joe choking his chicken to porn on his laptop. I guess Joe was mad. Really mad. Really Really Mad! I think I would have been embarrassed as hell. After all Joe has to be responsible enough not to get caught.

Rod still got to borrow the steamer.


Note: I do not think my wife is acutally lazy. I just thought It was a good name for a blog entry and I told her I was going to make fun of her when she called.